Tattoo Parlours

Discussion in 'The Gash Barge' started by seafarer1939, Apr 18, 2011.

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  1. As they warm weather is here and women are walking around with scanty whatsits they are showing all the tattoos engraved near the snatch and inside leg so:
    What qualifications do you need to be a snatch artist?
    Quite fancy that[in my dreams!]
    On the Vic in my mess we had two who went ashore in Singers and came back with an full length arrow tattooed on the nudger with the words"Entry Tool" it was funny for about a week then they wished it was off.
    Wouldn't like to be that tattoo artist.
  2. I'd like the job of doing the ladies vajazzles.

    If you don't know what they are, google it and go to images, but make sure the missus isn't behind you.
  3. Concentrate on your spelling Wrecks, I won't always be there to make the corrections.
    Love RAT.
  4. Google vajazzle you senile old git, it's decorating vagina's with shiny things like jewels :roll: :wink:
  5. Where do you sign up? I see an opening down here.
  6. Did and Mrs TS was behind me :oops:
  7. My bad, should have warned you to clear stern arcs.
  8. You did , I did but to port not stbd and missed her in the turn.

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