Tanzi needs a cuddle

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by cúnt, Jul 7, 2011.

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  1. I think the wee man has had a little accident.

    Tanzi, is it because the modern world leaves you all of a kerfuffle, or the internets make you wish you could still get it up? I'm not sure what it is, but you sure are a bellend.
  2. Thank you for your concern. How is life on the buses ?
  3. It's quite good. I get to push old cunts like you off at the wrong stop.
  4. See, that's humour, if only . . . oh, never mind.
  5. Have another go; that was shit.
  6. Not if you worked for Arriva you wouldn't.
    The customer is always right, no exceptions, I said no exceptions.
    So's the mystery passenger they do so much enjoy using.
    Anyway fuck that, seeing as Tanzi is out of reach, can I have a cuddle you gay bastard?
    No kissin on the lips though.
  7. 'Course you can, you giant beefer.
  8. Ageing_Gracefully

    Ageing_Gracefully War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    For Rummers, cunt & Tanzi


    Now will you three get a fecking room! :)

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