A bloke sees a notice in a shop window 'Talking centipede 50 quid'. He goes in, buys it and takes it home in a little box. Later that day he says to the centipede ''Do you fancy going out for a pint'' ? he gets no answer. He repeats the question & still no answer. Then thinking he's been ripped off he shouts "I SAID DO YOU FANCY GOING OUT FOR A PINT OR NOT'' ? to which the centipede replies " Hang on, i'm putting my fuckin boots on" !!