Talking centipede.

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Jack Tar, Jan 10, 2012.

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  1. A bloke sees a notice in a shop window 'Talking centipede 50 quid'. He goes in, buys it and takes it home in a little box.
    Later that day he says to the centipede ''Do you fancy going out for a pint'' ? he gets no answer. He repeats the question & still no answer. Then thinking he's been ripped off he shouts "I SAID DO YOU FANCY GOING OUT FOR A PINT OR NOT'' ? to which the centipede replies " Hang on, i'm putting my fuckin boots on" !!
    Last edited: Jan 10, 2012
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