Taking the F***ing PISS................!

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  1. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    The Sun. The paper that brings you news of groundbreaking, evidence-based medical research. And hacks the voicemail messages of murdered schoolgirls.
     
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  2. Yes! big tits!!
     
  3. Well I would not want my War Office catching me looking at the video.
    Why?
    Well she might start making comparisons.
    Does that worry me?
    Yes, it's the amount of fuckin different clothes.
    Scary.
     
  4. You hearing voices again?
     
  5. I hear voices from two directions, the Missus and the Bank Manager.
     
  6. Going back to original post..does swamping count?

    There's a few piss stained old farts on here (some are even poets) who'll be around for centuries if the stories true!
     
  7. The great unwashed telling me about piss stains.
    Yeah that'll do it.
    You been wearing the wife's Estee Lauder?
     
  8. We're posh we are, she wears Eau de Diesel
     
  9. Looking at the pics of her knocking her own pee back is gagging.Apart from extreme survival technique, what the fcuk ? The smell itself would be enough to make you retch.
    Fair play if it works ! Being The Sun, likely not , but someone will try it !
     
  10. Wot no yooff dew?
     
  11. I bet her breath is gopping. She even brushed her teeth with her own piss.
     

  12. Well if you muff dive whats the problem?
     
  13. Muff diving on a freshly cleaned fanny is one thing. Having her piss in your mouth is a completely different thing. More expensive too.
     
  14. Excessive use of foo foo can be a problem, you can surface looking like a week old corpse,coughing and sneezing, dry mouthed, breath like a tarts hanky.
     
  15. Oh is thats whats wrong, I just thought you were reall really old,and been ill.
    Sorry.
     
  16. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    You make that sound like a bad thing.
     
  17. If you dont start playing nice, I'll stop taking you out, its no skin off my nose if you're stuck in the residents lounge all day
     
  18. I'll take your word for that.
     

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