Waiting to knock off, minutes to go, been starving all afternoon, and I see this thread, which reminds me i have a packet of hob nobs in the desk draw, ah well they will keep for next week, as its time to lock up now.
Oh and dunker, depending on the tipple and the biscuit
Go all French on her and fill up a cereal bowl with coffee then dunk, doughnuts, french bread or croissants into coffee before drinking it al la saucer style. When she get snotty just say, "Its how its done in Paris"
After two months in French Naval Base at Lorient upon our return to Blockhouse to annoy the cooks for the first few days we ignored all the full english breakfast they had cooked and continued our french habits drove them bonkers.
PS a very rapid digestive dunker myself. Lose about 1 in twenty.