Taking store names literally....

Bugger! I thought this was going to be about someting interesting, like Stores.

That's just reminded me of the Clerk on the high SPC demand action desk in Portsmouth (before the bright buggers improved it). She was amazed that ships could demand and hold so many Screw Machines. She was also amazed at how a machine could be so cheap. Bless.
When visiting Hong Kong do not, I repeat, do not go into one of these shops with your todger out and a smile on your face, it really upsets the clothing sales staff:

Some years ago a village shop in north Herefordshire that had been closed down for some time was re-opened. It's sign declared that it was owned by BETTY SWOLLOCKS!

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