Taking a women to bed


What is the difference between
girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38,
48, 58, 68, and 78 ?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

According to the U.K. Census Bureau:

190,374 people are having sex right now,

212,130 are kissing, and

1 poor bastard is reading emails.

You hang in there sunshine.


Lantern Swinger
LMFAO, reminds me of the joke about God issuing sex lives to all the animals.
God says that all mammals can have a 20 year reproductive period, man is not happy! The Monkey says he does't want 20 and is quite happy with 10, Man volenteers to take the extra. The Lion says he doesn't need 20 either and will quite happily make do with 10, Man, again, volenteers to take up the slack. The Donkey agrees and also relinquishes 10 years of sex life which Man readily accepts.
Which is why we men have 20 years of normal sex, 10 years of monkeying around, 10 of lion about it and 10 making an ass of ourselves!! Boom Boom!

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