Taffy's black eye

Bloke walking down the street, see's his Welsh mate coming towards him hold his left eye.
Bloke says "hello Taff! whats wrong with your eye then"?
"Evan Pugh, hit me in the eye just now, so he did" says Taffy
"was he holding anything then"? says the bloke on seeing the damage done to Taffs eye.
"he was holding an iron bar so he was"
"wasn't you holding anything then"? says the bloke
"I was holding his wifes left tit, but thats no good for fighting with is it now"!
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