Swimming_trunk MEN!!!

PragmaticJen

Badgeman
Come on girls... we need to feast our eyes on a bit of tottie too ... god only knows there ain't much around in my swimming pool!!

 
I thought I was deformed looking like them guys but now I know I am the same as others around. I thought the body was suppose to have a more rotund shape.

Now I can happily go down ther beach in my trunks and not hide in the shadows.

Nutty
 

Maleficent

Midshipman
Nutty I can confirm that you have everything these guys have. It is only because you are shy that so decided to hide it under several layers of fat.

Edit: Who wants a man who spends more time looking in the mirror than you do
 
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Edit: Who wants a man who spends more time looking in the mirror than you do
ME ME ME ME !!

Mean I can take their debit/credit/life savings, with out them realising before it is too late :twisted:

Is that too shallow??
 
PragmaticJen said:
Come on girls... we need to feast our eyes on a bit of tottie too ... god only knows there ain't much around in my swimming pool!!
From your avatar, PragmaticJen, you remind me of the naval teddy bears they used to issue to all nozzers in the Annexe at Ganges, to sob into at night :wink: Are you any relation? :lol:
 

sidon55

Lantern Swinger
Maleficent said:
Nutty I can confirm that you have everything these guys have. It is only because you are shy that so decided to hide it under several layers of fat.

Edit: Who wants a man who spends more time looking in the mirror than you do
I agree, just more of it than others. Suprising much the human skin can stretch with oout bursting
 

PragmaticJen

Badgeman
NozzyNozzer said:
PragmaticJen said:
Come on girls... we need to feast our eyes on a bit of tottie too ... god only knows there ain't much around in my swimming pool!!
From your avatar, PragmaticJen, you remind me of the naval teddy bears they used to issue to all nozzers in the Annexe at Ganges, to sob into at night :wink: Are you any relation? :lol:
:D NozzyNozzer... From your avatar you remind me of an ex, did we have a relations?? :wink:
 

Ratrat

Lantern Swinger
sidon55 said:
Maleficent said:
Nutty I can confirm that you have everything these guys have. It is only because you are shy that so decided to hide it under several layers of fat.

Edit: Who wants a man who spends more time looking in the mirror than you do
I agree, just more of it than others. Suprising much the human skin can stretch with oout bursting
I once had a "six-pack" now its a Party Seven :lol: :lol:
 

PragmaticJen

Badgeman
mmmmmmmmmm! spike hard one that (pun intended :roll: ) however, Mr Bean comes top (er? no nevermind) why? well he'll make me laugh... best aphrodisiac there is... :wink:
 

Spike

Midshipman
PragmaticJen, This LAUGHING, would that be BEFORE or AFTER?
Only wondering cus there are some poor BUGGERS out there that have to endure laughing BEFORE and AFTER. :lol:


Spike, Keep on LAUGHING.
 

tigerbaby

Midshipman
PragmaticJen said:
mmmmmmmmmm! spike hard one that (pun intended :roll: ) however, Mr Bean comes top (er? no nevermind) why? well he'll make me laugh... best aphrodisiac there is... :wink:
WHAT?!! 8O I don't give a flying feck if he can make you laugh 24/7, so what if he can make you p*ss your pants from morning til night, you'll get enough of that when your muscles give out at 90... still at least then you'll have nappies to catch the dribbles :lol:

Me personally would rather go with the decent body and no personality, if he tried to talk he'd be bound gagged and loving it



Disclaimer removed!!
 

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
tigerbaby said:
PragmaticJen said:
mmmmmmmmmm! spike hard one that (pun intended :roll: ) however, Mr Bean comes top (er? no nevermind) why? well he'll make me laugh... best aphrodisiac there is... :wink:
WHAT?!! 8O I don't give a flying feck if he can make you laugh 24/7, so what if he can make you p*ss your pants from morning til night, you'll get enough of that when your muscles give out at 90... still at least then you'll have nappies to catch the dribbles :lol:

Me personally would rather go with the decent body and no personality, if he tried to talk he'd be bound gagged and loving it

Disclaimer: This is only a hypothetical answer. I'm very happy with my man who has both personality and looks. (I know you're reading this honey... why? where's me cuppa!)
Its wishful thinking to hope it will all hang together until you are 90 (so I'm told) :lol:
 
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