PragmaticJen
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Come on girls... we need to feast our eyes on a bit of tottie too ... god only knows there ain't much around in my swimming pool!!

Edit: Who wants a man who spends more time looking in the mirror than you do
PragmaticJen said:Come on girls... we need to feast our eyes on a bit of tottie too ... god only knows there ain't much around in my swimming pool!!
Maleficent said:Nutty I can confirm that you have everything these guys have. It is only because you are shy that so decided to hide it under several layers of fat.
Edit: Who wants a man who spends more time looking in the mirror than you do
NozzyNozzer said:PragmaticJen said:Come on girls... we need to feast our eyes on a bit of tottie too ... god only knows there ain't much around in my swimming pool!!
From your avatar, PragmaticJen, you remind me of the naval teddy bears they used to issue to all nozzers in the Annexe at Ganges, to sob into at night :wink: Are you any relation? :lol:
sidon55 said:Maleficent said:Nutty I can confirm that you have everything these guys have. It is only because you are shy that so decided to hide it under several layers of fat.
Edit: Who wants a man who spends more time looking in the mirror than you do
I agree, just more of it than others. Suprising much the human skin can stretch with oout bursting
PragmaticJen said:mmmmmmmmmm! spike hard one that (pun intended :roll: ) however, Mr Bean comes top (er? no nevermind) why? well he'll make me laugh... best aphrodisiac there is... :wink:
tigerbaby said:PragmaticJen said:mmmmmmmmmm! spike hard one that (pun intended :roll: ) however, Mr Bean comes top (er? no nevermind) why? well he'll make me laugh... best aphrodisiac there is... :wink:
WHAT?!! 8O I don't give a flying feck if he can make you laugh 24/7, so what if he can make you p*ss your pants from morning til night, you'll get enough of that when your muscles give out at 90... still at least then you'll have nappies to catch the dribbles :lol:
Me personally would rather go with the decent body and no personality, if he tried to talk he'd be bound gagged and loving it
Disclaimer: This is only a hypothetical answer. I'm very happy with my man who has both personality and looks. (I know you're reading this honey... why? where's me cuppa!)