Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by witsend, Dec 25, 2011.

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  1. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    One 'Davidoff Champion Gift Set'. What do you have?
  2. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    I think we might have a deal Jimbo!
  3. A grey vest and '1001 Winter meals' Recipe book, i ain't swapping, someone can have em!!!!
  4. Sorry nowt to swap, more than happy with my Blondie photo biography; wipes clean too.
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  5. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    I'll settle for youtube,

    No deal lab!!
  6. This is a book featuring access all areas phots. It's the Debbi Harry fetishist's equivalent of amateur porn shots.
  7. Ah crap, I've got that too :-(
  8. What is so unappealing about being given a Nivea For Men Anti-Ageing and Moisturising set? Doesn't sound too bad to me.

    Is it that you two already have very nice moisturisers which you are using daily and that an extra product is surplus to requirements or that you don't want to use moisturiser of any kind?
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  9. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Sol, it's because they're real men.

    Real men dont do that namby pamby shit because we're essence, if we age we do it in a manly way not a slap on the poof juice way. :)
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  10. Sol, you calling me a pooftah? What Wet Blobs says.

    Apologies if this offends any up-hill gardeners here, but hey.
  11. a very large borat mankini, although i weigh 18 stone i can't fill it
  12. Got a shit load of socks, more than one mans rations!
    As a strawberry mivvi now I'm not getting my pussers thin iss every month!
  13. Typing this on my new bells and whistles Kindle it`s the shiz and NO it`s not up for swaps for your gash socks and hidious Brut aftershave Crimbo abortiogifts! HaHa:slow:
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  14. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

  15. I have two boxes of these going spare on top of the wardrobe. Nice self-infecting
    blood thinner hypodermic syringes topped up with watered down rat poison. I had
    to scrub round one or two attempts at sticking myself - having partaken of a bit
    too much Jim Beam over the Christmas Festivities. Will gladly exchange them for
    a staple remover or a mobility scooter.
    Thanks in advance,

    The Gimp.

  16. ill swap you my my t-shirt i worn last night which is now covered in beer and kebab stains? ill even frame it for you
  17. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Deal. You can have my scuds. They were white when i put them on at Xmas. 2010.
  18. awesome, look forward to receiving said item. have they got the pearlescent colour to them you know brown with a tint of yellow or are they just brown all over?
  19. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Think all the colours of the spectrum.
  20. Was that "All colours of the scrotum or rectum" or a combo of both?

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