Sunday School Teacher

Ager50

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A man takes a Sunday School teacher on a first date. He offers her a cigarette but she says "No. What would I say to my Sunday School class ?"
He offers her a cocktail but she says" No. What would I say to my Sunday School class?"
Taking her home later he stops by a motel and figuring he has nothing to lose asks if she is interested.
"Why yes." she says.
"What will you tell your Sunday School class?" he asks.
"I will tell them what I have always told them. You don't have to smoke or drink to have a good time." she replies.
 
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