Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by HarryBosch, Oct 21, 2007.
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What can your sick and twisted imaginations come up with?
Everya bloody Fridaya the same - bloody headachea
Four years of South African gloating, Nooooooooo!
On seeing who he'd be spending the weekend with, the "See No Evil" monkey decided to do a runner... 8O
"I shuvvad the cream cake into my face like this"
"Nine fucking dollars!"
"Noooooo! the barry mannilow cd is stuck on loop!"
Scenes of distress amongst the single female community when they learn that Sgtpepperband is already married...
whadda ya mean its not a try!!
mummy chav and daughter chav were devasted when their ASBOs were lifted. combined with the fact that mummy chav only had one thumb, they would be treated as outcasts in their "'hood".
Mum finishes eating her "Super Size Me" Ginster's pasty, while Daughter used chip fat grease-coated fingers to give herself a 'Paulsgrove face lift'...
I forgot to get my lottery ticket and my numbers came up!!!!
What do you mean,the Popes not Catholic????
Nice one Sparrowhawk - gets MY vote ! :thumright:
Wadda you meana your pregnant. I tolda you to take it upa di arse so it wouldn't happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"But he told me he loved me and he was gonna marry me when he got back from deployment, Mum!"
"You dozy mare - how d'ya think your Dad got me pregnant?!"
mum i have superglued my hands to my head
you have to pull them off really hard like this
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