Summers here!

Discussion in 'The Gash Barge' started by bigbaddog, May 2, 2007.

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  1. Chuck another six dozen quarter pounders on the barbecue then darling!

  2. You either need therapy or an optitian.Either way get it done fast!
  3. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Bag of flour springs to mind on such occasions.

    But even stokers sometimes have standards.
  4. And to fink some poor animal died to feed that walking piece of obese shite.
  5. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    More like a big herd of animals I'd suggest
  6. Yes i agree small women piss me off , feed em more.
  7. Best 'Bingo Wings' I've ever seen
  8. There are that many fecking slits you would be gobsmacked where to slip it.

  9. Cant imagine the aroma in there , aaarrrggg , just couldn't do it . :roll:
  10. I actually think thats a bar stool she's sitting on, and slipped half way down it. Bit like Jethro's missis who was arrested for drug smuggling at the airport...they searched her knickers and found 300 lbs of CRACK!

  11. And Smegma , "sorry" , kinell ,
  12. That's seriously scary! Needing chains to hold up a king size beach towel to cover her bum! Some towel! Some bum! Yuk!

    ...Oh sorry Bigbaddog... is that really your wife? :wink: :lol: Erm.... very attractive... :twisted:
  13. AAC sends:...Oh sorry Bigbaddog... is that really your wife? Erm.... very attractive...

    BBD replies:I shall be sending you a Christmas might smell of marzipan and have some wires hanging out of it...... :twisted:
  14. err the term piss and give me a clue springs to mind
  15. Thats not a thong she's wearing but a Bosun dinghy jib sail!
  16. 7 pints of stella, she's still got a gob, and she would try hard as well to show her appreciation
  17. silverfox

    silverfox War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    just got sick in my mouth......
  18. thats not sick - although Ive heard that asparagus can make it smell funny
  19. Explosive marzipan! Ooooo, how exciting! Will it arrive fully iced? :lol:

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