Submariner in charge at Tesco's

http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/movers_and_shakers/article6955205.ece

 

Thats it them, staff dhobying once a week and not ironing uniforms!!

 

What's ironing? and what was wrong with foo foo dust?

 

Go to work for 6 months, and not even allowed out for a fag!!!
Hot seating in the staff canteen.

 

Pity he can't clear the shelves of all that girly smelly stuff and replaced it with a huge selection of international beers, plus shelves of odd socks etc so you can match the ones you've got.

 

He's bringing out a new line in the mobile phone section.

Second hand 185's, or Gertrude as it is/was known.

500 free minutes and unlimited calls to skimmers when
carrying out underwater looks.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

 

Where did it say he was a submariner?
He was only in for five years he hardly had enough time to finish training bloody OD

 

Modern navy now, think their 189's

 

I'll tell you what's wrong with foo foo dust.

I always pick up my BLACK t-shirt just after liberally dusting my nethers. White dusty hand prints all over my shirt, looks like I've been bummed from begind by a giant sherbet dynamite.

 

I'd have thought it would have been a 183 if it was a mobile.

 

You could either wear a different colour of T shirt, or just smeel of old farts and deisel.

 

At the bottom of the dit about him, says he was on boats for 6 years, Don't know why but I assume he was a sausage officer.

 

No it don't it says:
CV

Born 1964

Education 1979-82: Cranleigh School 1982-85: University of Wales, Aberystwyth, BSc (Econ), International Politics and Strategic Studies 1991-93: MBA Harvard Business School

Career 1985-91: Lieutenant Royal Navy 1991-2000: Marketing director, Procter & Gamble 2000-02: General manager, Amazon 2002-06: Chief marketing officer, Vodafone 2007-08: Marketing director, Tesco 2008-present: Chief executive, Tesco telecoms and mobile

Family Married with four sons

Interests Sailing, fine wines, cycling, reading history and biographies
Sod all about boats

 

Should have kept reading then

"What was the most important event in your working life?
In 1991, being accepted to do my MBA at Harvard Business School despite six years in submarines and no business experience at all. It taught me anything is possible."

 

Not Tried Black Foo-Foo dust?

Empty one laser toner cartridge and apply liberally........ :twisted:

 

Bedding in brushes on DC machinery can also have the desired effect

 

Bedding in brushes on DC machinary.....

I've got this strange all over feeling now

 

I bet he didn't do six years on boats. He was only in the mob for 6 years by thye time he did his training etc etc