Submarine Barbecue

I've always wanted a submarine in my back garden! :razz: C'mon, where are they on sale? Submariners Association perhaps? I'd like to put in an order for a smaller baby submarine BBQ. Of course I'd have to have it properly "launched". :)

Of course, you need one of these to supply the background music.....

If you take an angle-grinder to them
planes on the fin (or "sail" as they say),
hack 'em off....batter the front end in a
bit with a four pound lump hammer, you
will end up with a *Superb* barbecue smoker.


Lantern Swinger
If they are made by BAE, they don't know when it will be delivered, and cannot confirm the cost, but whatever they quote, double it and then add 2.


Book Reviewer
Remember having one whilst going round the top taking a R boat to decomission. 2 RAF Tornados fly over, on there second pass they were treated to a line of very white asses.
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