I've always wanted a submarine in my back garden! :razz: C'mon, where are they on sale? Submariners Association perhaps? I'd like to put in an order for a smaller baby submarine BBQ. Of course I'd have to have it properly "launched".
Of course, you need one of these to supply the background music.....
If you take an angle-grinder to them
planes on the fin (or "sail" as they say),
hack 'em off....batter the front end in a
bit with a four pound lump hammer, you
will end up with a *Superb* barbecue smoker.