Student vs Stock Broker

The_Caretaker

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Deciding to take a day off from his important job, a young hot-shot broker went back to visit some of his professers at his old school. Entering the school, he saw a dog attacking a small child. He quickly jumped on the dog and strngled it.

The next day, the local paper reported the story with the headline "Valiant Student Saves Boy from Fearsome Dog".

The broker called the Editor of the paper and strongly suggested that a correction be issued, pointing out that he was no longer a student, but a successful Wall Street Broker.

The following day, the paper issued a correction, with the headline that read, "Pompous Stock Broker Kills School Mascot".
 
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