Stuck for a Christmas present for the wife?

Give her one of these:

Giantmicrobes

or how about one of these?

iIron

 

Hmmn, I note the Giant microbes site doesn't offer combinations.

Happy with Black Death, Ebola, Hepatitiis & HIV but note that there's no "medley" critters with all of them together and a free bonus addition.

 

oooh you buggers you.............lucky all of us lovely wives know you're only kidding....well I hope you are anyway. I thought my hubby was bad when he asks what I want, and I say nothing really, so that's what I get!!!

 

Lads, Give 'em all a bootneck for 24 hrs. You know they'll be happy and lay on some beers at a pub on Boxing day and Royal will never find his way back to your house for seconds...sorted...... :thumright: :dwarf:

 

How about offering naked rollmat fighting-grams....... :biggrin:

 

I'd be careful here. I knew a TASI who gave his wife a dose when we came back from a deployment and she wasn't too happy with it ...

 

Well I think they are delightful - would love to have one on my desk ... the opportunity to talk dirty at work - excellent!

:w00t:

 

Talking dirty to a Steam Iron, now thats just strange! :money:

Then again I did buy a sexy new hoover a few weeks ago.

You've got me thinking. :thumright:

 

I suppose I should be flattered that you think I'm a housewife :thumright:

 

If anyone is looking for a present for me (or indeed any other lawyer in your life) you may like this

http://www.carbolicsmokeball.com/search.php?searchstring=90674

 

With the fees you lot charge, buy your own pressies :tongue:

 

How about some driving lessons, you might not need to pay either:
www.thenorthernecho.co...th_sex.php

 

Wife came home wearing a new fur coat,told her that the knickers were coming off.She replied that they wernt,I replied, the fur coat goes back then!

 

I decided, as I could never judge what frame of mind the missus was in, to buy her a Mood ring for Christmas.

We've discovered that if she's in a good mood it turns a Bluey-Green hue.

If she isn't, it leaves a blummin' big Red mark on my forehead.

 

Girlfriend wants 12" for xmas and me to hurt her!! So I'm gonna shag her three times and smack her in the mouth!!

 

I am thinking you should stop whining! And why have you not bought me a cup of coffee recently??

 

Huh! Typical woman' I turn my back and you're tarting yourself off with another bloke, to get your coffee fix... :twisted: :wink:

 

Why, what is he going to do, hide behind the spider plant or dig holes in the garden, she's got a dog that does that already, the only difference is the dog cant shit into plastic bags! (wish it could though) :hump: :tp:

 

Cos you were loafing on yet another day off

 

Yes thanks mate! But at least when BQ buys me a coffee he does not sit and dibble despondently whilst gazing hopefully at my decolletage.