Ships Office, HMS ANDROMEDA Cadiz'86 . Present: Myself, WTR Kev R***e and CPOWTR Fred Mo***ter. Kev being a fat [email protected] "Wtr R you are to leave the ships office and vacate your bowells at the earliest opportunity. You are then to return to the ships office and complete your duties. Do you understand the order ?" Kev, duely dissapears and leaves poor old me to be threatened (5 mins later) to be run for insubordination due to incessent laughter.