Strange Shagging Music

Praetorian

Newbie
Ok, heres my nomination.

I was shagging a 37 year old woman, while I was but the tender age of 19, and I suddenly noticed that this was playing on MTV as I sunk my pork sword conkers deep into her snatch, which had been suitable loosened by childbirth. She did however know what she was doing......

Anyway, I just came typing that, so reminiscing over.

You try keeping your stroke whilst this is blaring in your face.

I nearly needed ******* therapy after
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byY8lAsPk80
 

polariod

Lantern Swinger
Praetorian said:
Ok, heres my nomination.

I was shagging a 37 year old woman, while I was but the tender age of 19, and I suddenly noticed that this was playing on MTV as I sunk my pork sword conkers deep into her snatch, which had been suitable loosened by childbirth. She did however know what she was doing......

Anyway, I just came typing that, so reminiscing over.

You try keeping your stroke whilst this is blaring in your face.

I nearly needed ******* therapy after
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byY8lAsPk80

You a pongo Praetorian???

Pol
 

polariod

Lantern Swinger
Thought so, probably gets a wee groin twinge every time he hears British Grenadiers blasted out by the massed bands of the Household Dvision.

Pol :lol: :lol:
 

dondon

MIA
Got my first bit of tit to "Sugar , Sugar" by the Archies up in Throckley [Newcastle] , cant remember her name now , nearly 40 years ago , memories , :lol:
 

bigbaddog

Banned
Nothing to do with music, but went home with a horror-bag in Southsea
once and I will n-e-v-e-r forget the movie that was on the telly in
the front room as I was about to bury me beef......
Bruce Lee in "Enter the Dragon". Poetic or wot?
 
How about the theme tune from Benny Hill? Now that would be brilliant!

As for me, the tune doesn't need to be that long - a 30 second sample will usually do it!

A bloke I once shared a house with used to shag his girlfriend to "Clouds Across The Moon" - every time the song ended, he would stop the business, get up and put the song back on again. :???: The rest of us used to sit up and listen to the music and bet on how many times he would play the song.

I suppose it made the experience last though.
 

Shakey

War Hero
Nothing like a bit of 'Discharge' or 'Dead Kennedys' to serenade you to give you that authentic hardcore punk 20th century council experience.

Bit difficult to keep in time with the music though..... :???:
 

dondon

MIA
The_Caretaker said:
Aways play music loud, muffles the screaming from the girl I am with when your buggering the arse of her.





Kinell "Caretaker" , tried it once and ended up with a split foreskin , not enough KY Jelly , Muriel from Newcastle again , :wink:
 

Stripey_G

War Hero
Posh tarts always want to shag to "classical" music (it's thier upbringing I guess). If she's crap then you can always go to sleep to the music!!
(Can always tell the posh ones...they say they are "arriving" instead of "coming"!!)
I like shagging to music like "bat out of hell"...but then again it's because I usually end up with a "bat"..! :roll: :roll: :grin:
 

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