Had a lovely day at the seaside on Tuesday (Hunstanton) Got home about 7 ish and put young JFH (7) to bed about 8. At 10 o'clock young JFH was crying with terrable stomach ache, never seen her in so much pain. I rang NHS direct and they contacted the local doctor. After speaking to doctor we hauled her into the car and popped her down to the local hospital. Whilst the Doc was examining her she let out a Fart longer that the doors " light my fire" and as loud as "Ace of spades", and with a gleeful exclamation said "I feel better now!!" I pissed myself, the doctor was in fits and young JFH was lying there holding her nose!!! Kids!!!