Chortling away with his hands full & eyes firmly shut, Stripey had yet to notice that a cunning dockyard matey was robbing him of the greater part of his cold & greasy oggie.
Blinded by the cup of hot tea hurled at his face the photographer failed to record the subsequent bloodbath which cost poor stokes two of his badges and matey all of his teeth.
Blinded by the cup of hot tea hurled at his face the photographer failed to record the subsequent bloodbath which cost poor stokes two of his badges and matey all of his teeth.