OK I was that Submariner wot nick yer wheels. Well I thought whats a cheapskate skimmer doing with a flash bike with a chrome frame. I cycled up to the Portland Heights Hotel where I was shagging the Head Chamber Maid. She took it home for her Old Man to get to his allotment.
OK its a fair cop I will go quietly Joss just don't hit me I bruise easily.
The bike is now parked, chained to a bollard minus most bits O/S the Avondale in Guzz, saw it there last week, knew the frame number. Or is it I was framed.
boys and thier toys....
you say us gilrs can go on and and on and on and on and on and on............ oh yes were was I!!!!
BUY a new bike.......!!!!!!! besides your too big for it now,,,,, :twisted: :evil: