Still seethin'

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by krip2454, Feb 21, 2007.

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  1. What bar steward nicked my push bike from Portland during workup on the 'Dicky Dido' in '71?
    :mad: :mad: :mad:

    Come on, I know you're out there. That was my pride and joy.
  2. Was that the red one that some pee artist chucked of the end of Q pier - naw don't know nuffink!
  3. It was a chromed framed racer. Drop handlbars.....everything. It was the dogs bollox.
  4. didnt do it wasnt there....... :grin:
  5. Sunning it up then, singers. :grin:
  6. The Devil made me do it.
  7. What did you say you were working up on your dicky dildo? :shock:
  8. i wasnt even born then so it wernt me
  9. Not guilty mate , sorry ,
  10. chieftiff

    chieftiff War Hero Moderator

    That's spooky, so was I! but I was only 5 years old.

    Unless your bike was about 12" high it was no good to me :lol:
  11. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I can give you a lat and long... 50.517N 002.45W

  12. Was on my way from the Fez at that time
  13. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Nah, it definitely wasn't me - I was dancing (at a fire at Windsor Castle...)

  14. OK I was that Submariner wot nick yer wheels. Well I thought whats a cheapskate skimmer doing with a flash bike with a chrome frame. I cycled up to the Portland Heights Hotel where I was shagging the Head Chamber Maid. She took it home for her Old Man to get to his allotment.

    OK its a fair cop I will go quietly Joss just don't hit me I bruise easily.

    The bike is now parked, chained to a bollard minus most bits O/S the Avondale in Guzz, saw it there last week, knew the frame number. Or is it I was framed.

    Nutty xxxxx
  15. Must have been the same swine who knicked my Raliegh Chopper in 72. Cnut, still I hadn't locked it up so.....had you Krip? :twisted:
  16. S'pose you also had a £10pm allotment with Billy Bernard????
  17. boys and thier toys....
    you say us gilrs can go on and and on and on and on and on and on............ oh yes were was I!!!!
    BUY a new bike.......!!!!!!! besides your too big for it now,,,,, :twisted: :evil:
  18. I never touched nobodies CHOPPER i'm a good boy I am.

  19. wasn't me because I wasn't even born then
  20. Did your bicycle used to work at the NAAFI?
    If so she was ridden by many matelots.

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