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OK I was that Submariner wot nick yer wheels. Well I thought whats a cheapskate skimmer doing with a flash bike with a chrome frame. I cycled up to the Portland Heights Hotel where I was shagging the Head Chamber Maid. She took it home for her Old Man to get to his allotment.
OK its a fair cop I will go quietly Joss just don't hit me I bruise easily.
The bike is now parked, chained to a bollard minus most bits O/S the Avondale in Guzz, saw it there last week, knew the frame number. Or is it I was framed.