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krip2454

Midshipman
What bar steward nicked my push bike from Portland during workup on the 'Dicky Dido' in '71?
:mad: :mad: :mad:

Come on, I know you're out there. That was my pride and joy.
 
krip2454 said:
It was a chromed framed racer. Drop handlbars.....everything. It was the dogs bollox.

OK I was that Submariner wot nick yer wheels. Well I thought whats a cheapskate skimmer doing with a flash bike with a chrome frame. I cycled up to the Portland Heights Hotel where I was shagging the Head Chamber Maid. She took it home for her Old Man to get to his allotment.

OK its a fair cop I will go quietly Joss just don't hit me I bruise easily.

The bike is now parked, chained to a bollard minus most bits O/S the Avondale in Guzz, saw it there last week, knew the frame number. Or is it I was framed.

Nutty xxxxx
 

NZ_Bootneck

War Hero
Must have been the same swine who knicked my Raliegh Chopper in 72. Cnut, still I hadn't locked it up so.....had you Krip? :twisted:
 

josiecats

War Hero
boys and thier toys....
you say us gilrs can go on and and on and on and on and on and on............ oh yes were was I!!!!
BUY a new bike.......!!!!!!! besides your too big for it now,,,,, :twisted: :evil:
 
NZ_Bootneck said:
Must have been the same swine who knicked my Raliegh Chopper in 72. Cnut, still I hadn't locked it up so.....had you Krip? :twisted:

I never touched nobodies CHOPPER i'm a good boy I am.

Nutty
 
krip2454 said:
What bar steward nicked my push bike from Portland during workup on the 'Dicky Dido' in '71?
:mad: :mad: :mad:

Come on, I know you're out there. That was my pride and joy.

wasn't me because I wasn't even born then
 
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