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They don't write lyrics like this any more.

Post Man Pat,
Post Man Pat,
Post Man Pat ran over his cat,
Blood and guts went flying,
Post Man Pat was crying,
Never seen a cat as flat as that.

Post Man Pat,
Post Man Pat,
Post Man Pat did C. P. Are on his cat,
The blood was flowing freely,
The cat had no chance really,
He had so badly bled he was quite dead.

Post Man Pat,
Post Man Pat,
Post Man Pat held a funeral for his cat,
2 people came to mourn him,
One of them was snoring,
They really were quite glad that cat went splat.
 
They don't write lyrics like this any more.

Post Man Pat,
Post Man Pat,
Post Man Pat ran over his cat,
Blood and guts went flying,
Post Man Pat was crying,
Never seen a cat as flat as that.

Post Man Pat,
Post Man Pat,
Post Man Pat did C. P. Are on his cat,
The blood was flowing freely,
The cat had no chance really,
He had so badly bled he was quite dead.

Post Man Pat,
Post Man Pat,
Post Man Pat held a funeral for his cat,
2 people came to mourn him,
One of them was snoring,
They really were quite glad that cat went splat.
Postman Pat, Postman Pat,
Pat was jailed for shagging his cat,
He was feeling randy, the cat was sitting handy,
So he just had his pussy there and then

Everybody knows he's a randy old sod,
All the ladies smile when they think of the postie
Folks in Greendale, all say "fancy that,
All of the kittens born these days, look like Postman Pat"

Postman Pat, Postman Pat,
Pat was jailed for shagging his cat,
He was feeling randy, Jess was sitting handy,
So he just had his pussy there and then.
 
I know nothing ever stays the same - but as I sail into my 60s and retirement little bits of my life get nibbled away - I went to Chatham Maritime last week and the Royal Marine pub at the top of the hill has gone now - I remember when Chatham was teeming with ships and matelots working hard but playing hard too (and the Ghurkas at Brompton Barracks - vicious little sods) half of Brompton Barracks is having 'luxury' flats built on them now

Is it just me coming away from these places depressed ??
 
I know nothing ever stays the same - but as I sail into my 60s and retirement little bits of my life get nibbled away - I went to Chatham Maritime last week and the Royal Marine pub at the top of the hill has gone now - I remember when Chatham was teeming with ships and matelots working hard but playing hard too (and the Ghurkas at Brompton Barracks - vicious little sods) half of Brompton Barracks is having 'luxury' flats built on them now

Is it just me coming away from these places depressed ??
S/R mess HMS Osprey (Portland) is now private flats, the swimming pool and sports centre given to local council?
 
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