stewards

Discussion in 'The Gash Barge' started by Mitchel, Dec 30, 2009.

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  1. Im going in as a steward and i just wanted to ask do they get stick, and are the males all queer?
     
  2. No. Well i dunno, but they might just act straight.
     
  3. From what I can gather, all the males are queer anyway regardless of what job they do. :D :D
     
  4. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Are you looking for some action, pillow fluffer? :roll:
     
  5. Yes you will get stick. You don't have to be queer but it helps.
     
  6. well i never had the impulse to give a steward my stick. There again they were all outties rather than innies back in the day
     
  7. I think you are going to have 22 years of stick. Good luck
     
  8. why join as a steward...jesus
     
  9. Because they leave with more civvie quals than anyone else?
     
  10. Every one has a role to play no matter how small or how big we are all part of the bigger picture.
     
  11. That's dam decent of you Wits, your place or mine?
    I don't kiss and no reach around, as I am not very gay. Just a little queer. :twisted: :oops: :wink:
    I am however a Bar steward.
     
  12. :evil: One of the hardest bastards I served with was L/Steward Lou Lewis who could drink and shag for England. 8)
     
  13. Right then: a pink gin and a small boy, my man. Heavy on the bitters you tight-arsed virgin.
     
  14. We're all out of gin sir, but a smally boy will become vacant any moment soon, the major is just leaving.
    Would you like it flushed out or do you take them raw? 8O :roll:
     
  15. Damn you man, just bring me a straw and I'll do it myself. Make sure it's not split though will you? The major's hung like a bear
     
  16. Very well said daffy.

    Not a branch I'd wish to serve in, but you have hit the nail on the head.
     
  17. And lets be honest these days any job is a good one.
     
  18. Have you seen what a good steward gets paid in civie street ?
    I admit its not for everyone, but if thats the job he/she wants to do who are we to put em off ?
     
  19. Ex RN stewards can earn a nice little living on the rigs. Not the fortune of an engineer, but still a pretty good lifestyle.
     
  20. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    And as Daffy said, everyone has a part to play. Even fat pie munching jobsworth storemen.
     

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