STC - Special Force!

BillyNoMates

War Hero
STC official mascots, The Krankies pictured on an official tour of our newly refurbished NAAFI block at a secret location.
"FAN DABBI DOZI!!" was adopted as the units official battle cry and is still used by ex STC to this very day before starting a fight.
Confuses the fuck out of any opponent and gives one the chance of getting a right good boot in.

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BillyNoMates

War Hero
Where does this fit in, @BillyNoMates?

The GRU were often on the STC shit-list and in historical ops their armouries have been plundered by STC strike troops. Here we see STC(1) Johnny Spoon disguised as a GRU base camp guard legging it with captured weapons. His married quarter was raided by Special Branch a few years later and they found enough weapons to fully kit out the Army of Qatar.

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BillyNoMates

War Hero
Footage from STC Op Fissplap 99. Whilst STC(Spec) Rocky Gaylord rolled feckin' huge tires down a road outside a renegade military factions HQ keeping the elite guards occupied the remainder of the team effected entry and secured the release of three UK high value hostages. It's believed that the guards lost their jobs, and one or two limbs after their court martial.

 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
Frau Gretchen Clitoriska who worked in Whitehall as a cleaner, but was uncovered as a communist spy by STC(Intel) surveillance pictured in her kit, super glued to the back wall of the East German Embassy with a briefcase containing a note saying (quote) "The next one will be hanging upside down by her bush on your front door" (unquote).

Yours Truly,

STC


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BillyNoMates

War Hero
Although they never appeared at The Royal Tournament, the STC did develop their own special routine, "the synchronised pass the high explosive parcel dance" - but it was considered to be too edgy and the tournament committee opted for Royal Navy sailors doing a hornpipe instead.

 
I’d like to know the truth about the whispered STC black op in Joanna’s and the Harry Redknap connection. All the physical evidence has since been destroyed, of course, including the building.
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
Most SF training involves a team having to carry a telegraph pole some sort of distance within a set time. STC induction involves single individuals having to run from one side of Epping Forest to the other with said pole balanced on their head.
Try that y'bunch of pussies.


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(STC "Biff" Rimmer pictured completing the run in 2 hours and 11 minutes)
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
During anti poaching ops in West Africa, an STC advisory detachment worked with an expert local guide.
Zumba Wanghanga proved to be an excellent tracker of poacher gangs, but was often mistaken for an elephant and was constantly being shot at until the detachment provided him with a couple of pairs of y-fronts (XXL).

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BillyNoMates

War Hero
The STC recruitment programme was considered to be well ahead of its time.
Whereas US Navy Seal selection relied on well built, six packed, testosterone infused males to get through its rigorous training regime...

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STC opted for equality across all genders, religions, creeds and colours...

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STC(Diver Spec) Danny Atlantis, the best frogman-on-wheels ever. Danny regularly crossed the English Channel on the bottom at speeds in excess of 15 knots in a specially adapted battery driven rig bringing back ciggies and alcohol which he towed behind him in neutral buoyancy watertight containers.
Way to go Danny! He's absolutely minted now and lives in St. Tropez with a 21 year old Lithuanian lingerie model.
 

Sumo

War Hero
The STC recruitment programme was considered to be well ahead of its time.
Whereas US Navy Seal selection relied on well built, six packed, testosterone infused males to get through its rigorous training regime...

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STC opted for equality across all genders, religions, creeds and colours...

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STC(Diver Spec) Danny Atlantis, the best frogman-on-wheels ever. Danny regularly crossed the English Channel on the bottom at speeds in excess of 15 knots in a specially adapted battery driven rig bringing back ciggies and alcohol which he towed behind him in neutral buoyancy watertight containers.
Way to go Danny! He's absolutely minted now and lives in St. Tropez with a 21 year old Lithuanian lingerie model.
Hope she is fit, he deserves the best.
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
Danny Atlantis aged 83, wearing part of his diving helmet and armed with an anti shark spear celebrates his ninth divorce in St Tropez.
"Valentina just couldn't cope with my sexual appetite so it's time to move on", said Danny after a six hour visit to Francines Brothel on the outskirts of the town.
"I'm currently in discussions with Universal Studios to play the starring role in a new erotic film called *Fifty Shades of Tweed* with Scarlett Johansson, Halle Berry and Monica Belucci. The studio offered me three million dollars to play the part.... I told them I'd do it for fifty Euros. Just waiting for the contract and a starting date".

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BillyNoMates

War Hero
Dennis "Totally Tropical" Ebola-Jones. A sneaky bastard of the highest order. He could creep up on the enemy through a freshly mowed lawn in broad daylight. An expert with small arms... because he's got small arms. He couldn't carry much so we used to shove him in a bergen and take turns lugging him along.
He's now Africa's number one professional ostrich jockey, married with eleven wives and has a serious addiction to anti depressants.

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Archstoker

Midshipman
did they cunningly dress in each others clobber ( big chap smallish coat, small chap large foulies) to cause confusion chaos etc
 
I’d like to know the truth about the whispered STC black op in Joanna’s and the Harry Redknap connection. All the physical evidence has since been destroyed, of course, including the building.
@Naval_Gazer et al,
The sole remaining evidence of that violent incident came to light earlier today when a long-neglected left luggage locker was forced open during renovations at Fratton Railway station:

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Special Branch have matched fingerprints thereon to those of the notorious investigative journalist, Ivor Cunning-Planne, whose badly decayed body was discovered in the cellar of a disused but newly-painted west country Tea Boathouse in the summer of 1999.

At that time his remains were identified by his former associate, name withheld. Ms Withheld recognised his unique Tattoo of fornicating unicorns gorging on cheese toasties and Brickwoods pale ale.
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
STC could infiltrate almost any organisation, cartel and criminal gang with relative ease. Here we see STC(Spec) Brian "Bash" O'toole, who operated undercover for three months as a guide dog for the blind Bolivian head of a puppy smuggling gang that supplied dogs to laboratories for medical experiments.

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Busted, jailed and three hundred puppies saved from a fate worse than death.
 

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