Star Wars Lines That Could Be From Porn

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  1. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    1. Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
    2. You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
    3. Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?
    4. Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell.
    5. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid!
    6. Backdoor, huh? Good idea.
    7. Let's blow this thing so we can go home!
    8. Look at the size of that thing!
    9. Negative! It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface.
    10. You've got something jammed in here real good.
    11. There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
    12. Pull out, Wedge! You can't do any more good back there!
    13. Almost there... just a couple of seconds...
    14. Get on top of it! -- I'm trying!
    15. This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm.
    16. Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me. Now I owe you one.
    17. I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
    18. I want you to take her. I mean it! Take her!
    19. Hey! Point that thing someplace else!
    20. I look forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me "Master."
    21. Sorry about the mess...
    22. We're going in, and we're going in full throttle.
    23. He is here. I have felt him.
    24. I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie.
    25. I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.
    26. She's my sister.
    27. Control, control! You must learn control.
    28. I never heard of them hitting anything this big before.
    29. Intensify forward firepower!
    30. R2, see what you can do with it!
    31. She's gonna blow!
    32. Can you reach my light saber? -- Yeah! Sure!
    33. Impressive!
    34. Close your eyes and feel the Force flowing through you.
    35. I'm quite sure you'll be very pleased with that one, sir. Here he comes.
    36. Oh, shit. It fell off.
    37. Possibly, he came in through the south entrance.
    38. Put that thing away before you get us all killed!
    39. What IS that thing?
    40. Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hm? Mmmm
    41. You can't go in there. It's restricted!
    42. You, like your father, are now mine!
    43. I can't shake it!
    44. Hurry up, goldenrod.
    45. It's too hard. I can't do it!
    46. Join us.
    47. You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and get outta here!
    48. Easy? You call that easy?
    49. When we first met, you were the teacher. Now I am the master.
    50. Great shot, kid! That was one in a million!
    51. I'll take good care of her. She won't get a scratch.
    52. I don't care what you smell. Get in there.
    53. Use the Force, Luke!
    54. What plans? What are you talking about? I'm not getting in there!
    55. Do or do not. There is no try.
    56. Hurry up! Come with me! What are you waiting for?!
    57. I have you now.
    58. They think I'm some kind of god.
    59. My son is here. I have felt him. -- Strange, I have not.
    60. That's no moon...
    61. Yeeee ha
    62. I love you. -- I know.
    63. I recognized your foul stench
    64. I like things that are soft
    65. Let the force flow through you
    66. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use your proton torpedo.
    67. Will somebody get this walking carpet out of my way?!?
    68. Slimy? My home this is!
    69. Great, kid. Now don't get cocky!
    70. Who's scruffy lookin'?
    71. Help me, Obiwan Kenobe. You're my only hope.
    72. Nice light saber.
    73. I can bullseye a womp rat at 500 yards.
    74. Aren't you a little small for a Stormtrooper?
    75. Hey, I knew there was more to you than money.
    76. Stupid fool! He's using an old Jedi mind trick.
    77. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
    78. I have a very bad feeling about this.
    79. Maybe it's another drill.
    80. Oh, your helmet is so big.
    81. What are you, some kind of Jedi?
    82. Short help's better than no help at all.
    83. See you look this good. 500 years you be.
    84. We're approaching Mons Venus. Put it into warp drive!
    85. Luke, I am your father.
     
  2. There is no try, only do or do not...
     
  3. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Chewey?




    1 2 fuckin 3.
     

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