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#2
This actually has the makings of a good photo thread. 'Top Trumps' bar staff.

My local (£3.75 a fucking pint) employs alot of eye candy. Usually they are early 20s student wenches, very attractive and all seem to be top heavy. The pub dress policy must insist in a large amount of cleavage showing.

'Eye contact' is a dirty phrase in my book.
 
#5
Doesn't always work, when the Avondale first went topless some of the totty was passable, just before it closed they were definitely heading down the munter route....or so I was told!!!
 
#7
Doesn't always work, when the Avondale first went topless some of the totty was passable, just before it closed they were definitely heading down the munter route....or so I was told!!!
The Avondale was horrific. I went in there once about 18 months ago. The lads had "promised me a hoofing run ashore boss". What I got was a 50+ Janner barmaid who, at the stroke of 6, put my half-poured Guiness back on the pump and then removed her top and bra with all the grace and elegance of a East European Shot Putter to reveal a pair of spaniel's ears that reached her navel. I almost threw up.
 
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