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wet_blobby

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#1
...And relax, the grape harvest has been completed and collected, your wine for 2009 is being processed. Fcuk I'm good to you lot, I dont know, getting up and about at all hours to find vineyards in the dark just so you can get drunk and giggly. I have hauled enough grapes to keep a small country p1ssed for a decade so enjoy the vintage when it arrives. :p
 
#3
wet_blobby said:
...And relax, the grape harvest has been completed and collected, your wine for 2009 is being processed. Fcuk I'm good to you lot, I dont know, getting up and about at all hours to find vineyards in the dark just so you can get drunk and giggly. I have hauled enough grapes to keep a small country p1ssed for a decade so enjoy the vintage when it arrives. :p
Not been doing red for the blokes, thatt's sexist shame on you WB
 

wet_blobby

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#4
The nicest grape I tasted before pissing on the vine was a pinot something or other, it was a red grape. So I presume it made red wine. This wine malarkey is a tadge more technical than making cider.
 
#5
wet_blobby said:
The nicest grape I tasted before pissing on the vine was a pinot something or other, it was a red grape. So I presume it made red wine. This wine malarkey is a tadge more technical than making cider.
AS you say it gets complicated, some white wine is made from red grapes, now work that one out.
 

wet_blobby

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#6
Nah, not working anything out apart from how to strangle the pretentious bastards that run the wineries and get away with it.

I hear there are calls for a cull of the human population, I have a list.
 

Welshy

Lantern Swinger
#7
wet_blobby said:
...And relax, the grape harvest has been completed and collected, your wine for 2009 is being processed. Fcuk I'm good to you lot, I dont know, getting up and about at all hours to find vineyards in the dark just so you can get drunk and giggly. I have hauled enough grapes to keep a small country p1ssed for a decade so enjoy the vintage when it arrives. :p
Drunk+giggly? Surely it is also ensures that you men get laid! Hehe.
I am a vodka drinker myself, but on behalf of the rest of womenkind,I thank you Mr WB. My housemates wouldn't cope without wine!
 
#9
wet_blobby said:
Nah, not working anything out apart from how to strangle the pretentious bastards that run the wineries and get away with it.

I hear there are calls for a cull of the human population, I have a list.

Come up here and say that, and I only drink wine these days to reduce the trips to the heads to a comfortable level
 
#12
wet_blobby said:
Maxi, have I actually managed to talk wine with a Scotsman and not mention Buckie? :lol:
Up till now, that is.

Any way Buckie is just an evil plot against us sober and upright folks masterminded by english catholics.
 
#13
WB is your wine sold over here or is it more a local? I'm only asking to whether it is possible to sample it over here or not lol
 

wet_blobby

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#16
It aint mine! I was just hauling the grapes and trying not to spread them over the road. The wine is from the Marlborough region of New Zealand, it's sold in Sainsburys, tescos, oddbins under the label "Drylands" "Montana" "Cloudy Bay" or if you can find it the cheap label is "Monkey Bay", take it from me because I hauled the grapes from the vineyard, the cheap stuff is made from the same grapes.
 
#17
wet_blobby said:
Maxi, have I actually managed to talk wine with a Scotsman and not mention Buckie? :lol:
Best run ashore for the Bucc Boys " Monday night was Buckie night! and Buckie night was fu***e night" :wink: :wink:
 
#19
I read somewhere recently that an Australian winery had crossed the Pinot Noir grape with a mild anti-diuretic, the new grape is called Pinot Mor.....dm
 
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