Well fcuk my tall hat the missus has scarpered off to Egypt with her mate (so she says) bet she's fcuked off with that fireman !!! Has Monty gone missing again?? I've got the week to myself she's been gone three hours and I'm bored to fcuk at least if she was home I could give her a good kicking till Match of the Day comes on later, still the dog is fair game. Off fishing tomorrow how sad is that Still I suppose I could venture into town and get pissed why didn't I think of that earlier, Any ideas guys. Better news this week 25% increase in my pension this year the old seadog is 55.