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Sportsmans Double

Salty_Dog

Badgeman
"I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked okay for a 57-year-old. We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snog and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked.

"It a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

I said, "No."

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

"Mum, you still awake?"
 
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