A couple had been married for 40 years, and the physical side of their marriage had deteriorated to almost nothing. In an effort to "spice things up a bit" the wife went off to Ann Summers, and bought some crotchless panties. That evening, she sat on the sofa opposite her husband, wearing her new panties and a short skirt, and kept giving him a flash! "Are you wearing crotchless panties?" he asked her. "Yes" she replied, with a sexy grin. "Thank f**k for that" he said, "I thought the stuffing was coming out of the sofa!"