Speeding Ticket

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  1. Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the A1 Great North Road. One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300 mph. Their radar suddenly stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it.

    Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border district, approaching from the North Sea.

    Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff complaint to the RAF Liaison office.

    Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style:

    "Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked onto, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, an air-to-ground missile aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment. Fortunately the pilot flying the Tornado recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile systems alert status, and was able to override the automated defence system before the missile was launched and your hostile radar installation was destroyed.

    Good Day..."

    geoff(ers) :nemo:
  2. Must have given a lot of satisfaction to to many........ well done the Crabs.
  3. Like it lol
  4. What a nice story!

    Always gobsmacked at what they will be doing next. Be it chase me chase me over Ingleton waterfall chasing the now long gone F111. Or in the valley of LLangynog with the sudden appearance of the USAF F15 Eagle rattling the bottles in the local watering hole

    Or the Harrier flying alongside Hadrians Wall. Informed the other half give a wave which she did and the waggle of the wings in response was a wonder to behold my good Lady was mighty impressed.

  5. The whole things should have continued to its' logical end, the destruction of the hostile radar installation.!!!

  6. Actually I was thinking the same but the thought police may be tuned into my brain cell. And with being pulled up for having no road tax that was on display on the windscreen thought I would keep low for a while!!
  7. sgtpepperband

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  8. This has been done to death............boring myth
  9. Just like the gatso camera that gone blown up by Jonny English (AKA Mr Bean) in the film of the same name. Gotta be true - was in colour!

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