SPEEDING MOTORIST CLAIMED TO BE DEAD

[slim]

How not to escape a speeding fine

http://www.thisissouthwales.co.uk/d...tentPK=16623142&folderPk=88499&pNodeId=161375

 

[Stripey_G]

Should have tried that with my lucky three points I got last week!!!! :evil:

 

[Jimmy_Green]

Maybe she's just dead from the neck up. :neutral:

 

[FlagWagger]

Well obviously, "Speed Kills" after all!

 

[shag_shacker]

Ive got off with a bird who was dead from the neck down

 

[Lingyai]

I was being stalked by some kraut bird years ago, a quick "he died" letter from a sympathetic shipmate did the trick. Oh the glorious days before mobile phones and email, when going offshore meant going out of contact apart from the odd letter drop. A simpler time when you could leave personal issues at the jetty and concentrate on being a professional.

 

[shag_shacker]

dont get me started on lads and mobile phones. the old days to me meant 2 12 minute phone calls a month. now we get the

"the ship is now in mobile phone range -

will all welfare cases drop everything there doing and cry to thier bird on the phone"