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An old man visits the Doctor with his wife having felt ill for some time.

At the end of a thorough investigation the Doctor says to the patient " I will need a stool sample, a blood sample, a urine sample and a semen sample"

The old man being slightly deaf does not hear all of this and says "What?"

At which point his wife replies "He said he wants your pyjama bottoms!!"

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