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Songs that'll make your ears bleed (Volume I)

BillyNoMates

War Hero
Okay, There's loads of great music in the world - but I think it's
time to put together a CD Box-set of all the utter donkey-poo that has
been released over the decades.
See how many tracks we can lay down, before boxing it all up and
flogging the crap on a cable shopping channel. Please try to keep
your choice to one only, using the next sequencial number - I may
even download all requested tracks and put a CD together whilst
I'm on the sick!

B.N.M.

(1). Mouldy old dough - Lieutenant pigeon.
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
Keep 'em rolling in folks!

I think Amon(?) Andrews of This is your Life fame, mangled that one
long long ago when the world was just black and white.
 

jambosun

Lantern Swinger
Leader of the Pack Shangril-Las

Nooo, lets keep that one - I like it (and all their other stuff). Substitute it with:

8 'Save Your Love' by Rene and Renata .

Totally agree with the Wink Martindale one - that is truly awful and I wish my ears had never had to hear it!
 
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Andy_Cap

War Hero
Nooo, lets keep that one - I like it (and all their other stuff). Substitute it with:

'Save Your Love' by Rene and Renata .

Totally agree with the Wink Martindale one - that is truly awful and I wish my ears had never had to hear it!

Your joking ( I hope ) :-D:-D :-D
 

jesse

War Hero
Nooo, lets keep that one - I like it (and all their other stuff). Substitute it with:

8 'Save Your Love' by Rene and Renata .

Totally agree with the Wink Martindale one - that is truly awful and I wish my ears had never had to hear it!

:slow:The Wink Martindale vesion is essence when compared to the Max Bygraves one."I'm a pink tooth brush" in fact anything by Max Bygraves. Is he still alive?:censored:
 

diesel

Lantern Swinger
The Birdy Song (chirpy chirpy cheep cheep) :tp: :pukel:

Middle of the Road

[video=youtube;n4pX-IagjKw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4pX-IagjKw&feature=player_detailpage#t=23s[/video]
 

flymo

War Hero
Anything from this list from Margarita Pracatan here.

I would just like to say I apologise for any nervous twitches that may have been lying dormant over these years that may resurface after listening to one of the .... just realised I can't type: songs\tunes\melodies as they have been butchered.
 
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