Something for the Ladies

Discussion in 'The Gash Barge' started by NZ_Bootneck, May 19, 2007.

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  1. Ladies do you like the great outdoors, but get fed up having to find a nice bush to 'go' behind? Well now thanks to Kiwi ingenuity you can be just like one of the guys and whip it out as you please.
    Hope this helps :lol:
  2. What? No instructional video? Shame!

    Any volunteers on RR who might want to demonstrate the massive advantages this wee(!) gadget brings to your lives?

    Awaiting with bated breath........
  3. Is someone taking the proverbial ?
    Invented by Miss Fountain ?

    The instrs are interesting:

    Undo trousers. - Sounds like a good start.

    Pull down the front of your underwear or push to one side. - You mean don't swamp your rods ?

    Place Shewee securely against your body. - Not left in the bergan then.

    Direct the outlet pipe away from your body and out of trousers. - Oh, out of the trousers, good job you mentioned that.

    Ensure Shewee is positioned in an effective and comfortable position. - Ok.

    Aim urine to a suitable place; into a toilet or away from feet. - Away from feet ? 8O

    Does she think all dorii are mongs ?
  4. Looks to me like it might be dual purpose, where do the batteries fit
  5. After use simply pop it back into your pocket or £500 designer clutch bag .....
  6. I like the look of this thread on the 'Last 20 posts' page...

    Something for the ladies ........... HarryBosch :lol: :lol: :lol:
  7. Dont forget to shake it before replacing back into your handbag,

    It could also be used for drinking games :D
  8. Looking forward to seeing coachload of female Kiwi tourists stopping in a lay by and lining up with their shewees in one hand and the instructions in the other. Should be very educational!!

  9. Haha, suppose that at the end of the day i wont have to catheterise myself if the need ever arose. Instead i can just use this!

    Could do with that for long car journeys, as my bladder must be the size of a walnut. Haha!

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