Something for the Ladies

chinamatelot

Lantern Swinger
#2
What? No instructional video? Shame!

Any volunteers on RR who might want to demonstrate the massive advantages this wee(!) gadget brings to your lives?

Awaiting with bated breath........
 
#3
Is someone taking the proverbial ?
Invented by Miss Fountain ?


The instrs are interesting:

Undo trousers. - Sounds like a good start.

Pull down the front of your underwear or push to one side. - You mean don't swamp your rods ?

Place Shewee securely against your body. - Not left in the bergan then.

Direct the outlet pipe away from your body and out of trousers. - Oh, out of the trousers, good job you mentioned that.

Ensure Shewee is positioned in an effective and comfortable position. - Ok.

Aim urine to a suitable place; into a toilet or away from feet. - Away from feet ? 8O

Does she think all dorii are mongs ?
 
#9
Looking forward to seeing coachload of female Kiwi tourists stopping in a lay by and lining up with their shewees in one hand and the instructions in the other. Should be very educational!!

2BM
 

CRYSTALTIPS

Lantern Swinger
#10
Haha, suppose that at the end of the day i wont have to catheterise myself if the need ever arose. Instead i can just use this!

Could do with that for long car journeys, as my bladder must be the size of a walnut. Haha!
 

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