Discussion in 'The Gash Barge' started by Zoidberg, Jan 9, 2010.
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Re: Someone kicked my back doors in
I think it is a racially motivated hate crime, you watch within a couple of weeks all the poor snowmen will be ethnically cleansed from the UK, just a few sad carrots and soggy scarf's to remind you of there once proud heritage.
Being honest, its a shame your not kicked in the happy sacks at dusk.
And it's a shame you're not a cnut. But there you go.
I don't think the responders here realise the seriousness of this. It's akin to a national crisis.
There are a million other evil things chavs do, but this is definately the worse by far.
They made my sister cry :evil:
So did I. And she winced a bit too :wink:
She's 6 years old you prick.
Ooooo. Touchy. :lol:
Someone kicked my snowman over
And his dying words?
"I think I can smell Carrots................"
Sorry mate it was me, I'd had a few and he looked at me funny!!!
Did he give you the cold shoulder?
no, he had that snowman "I'm to cool to be hanging around here look", had to bring him down a peg or two!
My shoes were soaked, I think he pissed himself with fright!!!
Sounds like the smug bastard deserved it really
He also called you cnut!! wasn't going to let that pass!!!
Top fella! But in fairness, he hated me ever since I shagged his sister....the frost bite wasn't worth it to be honest
Before he turned up, his sister was all over town!! Slag!!
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