Some things really are Sacred

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  1. Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband
    says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant
    nothing. I hope you can forgive me." His wife was
    hurt but said, "Dearest, those days are long gone.
    What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you."
    They embraced and kissed.

    On the seventeenth tee, the husband was starting
    his back swing when the wife blurted out, "I'm sorry
    darling, I've been so conscience-stricken since you
    told me, but since we're being honest with each other,
    I have something to tell you also. Fifty-two years ago
    I had a sex change operation; I was a man before I
    met you. I hope you can forgive me."

    The husband froze at the top of his back swing, then
    threw a fit!

    He slammed the driver into the ground, kicked the ball
    into the woods, stormed off the tee, pushed the golf
    cart over on its side, broke the rest of his clubs one
    by one, then started on hers.

    He screamed and ranted, "You liar! You cheat! You
    despicable deceiver! How could you? I trusted you
    with all my heart and soul...and all these years
    you've been playing off the ladies tees?!"

    Let's face it people: Some things are sacred!

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