Some of the more steely eyed amongst you may have noticed that I have been a bit quiet lately, for that I apologise. I have been having a serious think about my life and decided that perhaps spending most of the day babbling shite on the internet isn't a constructive way to spend my time.
Given the fact that we are looking at the possibility of a heatwave, a hung Parliament and a World Cup this summer, my money is on full scale riots somewhere in the North of England later this year. I intend to get in the thick of these as much as I can and I don't think internet surfing is going to be a constructive way of preparing for them.
It also appears that I have taken on a shedload more responsibility at work which leaves me very little time to share my thoughts on this site. On the plus side I now get to fcuk around with expensive guns even more than I did before, which is ace.
Finally it appears that I am going to be a father. All those years of exposing myself in the 909 dome appears to have failed and I will finally be adding a legitimate child to all the ones I may have fathered with sex workers in South America and the Far East. Realising that London is probably not the best place to raise a sprog, Mrs 2_Deck and I have decided to move to a big fcuk off house in the Countryside sometime soon, so my leisure time will now mostly consist of tending to the animals and shooting peasants. Once again I fear this may not leave much time for internet musing.
In the short time I have been here I have met some great characters and had some brilliant laughs which I thank you all for, but I think it's time to move on and start living my life in the real World and concentrate on the important things, like my missus, forthcoming sprog and career, which are all blossoming nicely.
I shall still try and pop in from time to time just to see how you fcukers are getting on, so MODS please don't bin my account.
2_Deck.
P.S. Aren't pregnant chick's tits awesome?
Given the fact that we are looking at the possibility of a heatwave, a hung Parliament and a World Cup this summer, my money is on full scale riots somewhere in the North of England later this year. I intend to get in the thick of these as much as I can and I don't think internet surfing is going to be a constructive way of preparing for them.
It also appears that I have taken on a shedload more responsibility at work which leaves me very little time to share my thoughts on this site. On the plus side I now get to fcuk around with expensive guns even more than I did before, which is ace.
Finally it appears that I am going to be a father. All those years of exposing myself in the 909 dome appears to have failed and I will finally be adding a legitimate child to all the ones I may have fathered with sex workers in South America and the Far East. Realising that London is probably not the best place to raise a sprog, Mrs 2_Deck and I have decided to move to a big fcuk off house in the Countryside sometime soon, so my leisure time will now mostly consist of tending to the animals and shooting peasants. Once again I fear this may not leave much time for internet musing.
In the short time I have been here I have met some great characters and had some brilliant laughs which I thank you all for, but I think it's time to move on and start living my life in the real World and concentrate on the important things, like my missus, forthcoming sprog and career, which are all blossoming nicely.
I shall still try and pop in from time to time just to see how you fcukers are getting on, so MODS please don't bin my account.
2_Deck.
P.S. Aren't pregnant chick's tits awesome?
