Solution for saving fuel..............................

A little bit of politics for you to think about

The British Solution to Save Petrol!

Brown wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use...

The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down...

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq...

Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he must serve a tour in the military...

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it...

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country...

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident...

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves...

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo...

Problem solved...
johne said:
H.B P.M. ........ :thumright:
Only if you want to model the PM role on Zaphod Beeblebrox

He was briefly the President of the Galaxy (a role that involves no power whatsoever, and merely requires the incumbent to attract attention so no one wonders who's really in charge



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Karma said:
brazenhussy said:
The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants!
So how much of an impact is that actually going to have on demand?
Cost a few quids' worth of "go-go juice" repatriating them I'd have thought.

Plus, who's going to drive the repatriation bus, tube, plane back to UK afterwards?
Surely Prime Minister Brazen would adopt the Stalinist theory of 'user pays', KGB (NKVD etc) used to send the bill for the 9mm bullet used to execute prisoners to the next of kin, this principle could be adapted to ensure that the British taxpayer incurred no loss.
Lock 'em up make 'em do hard labour until the cost of repatriation is met and then biff 'em off. If they refuse to work take them halfway then boot them out open doors. They'll soon get the message.
Oh the fun you'll have when the Turks get into the EU!!
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