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Soft Toys


War Hero
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk,
they connect, they end up leaving together.

They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment,
he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.

Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor,
medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher
and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The man is kind of surprised that this woman
would have a collection of teddy bears,
especially one that's so extensive,
but he decides not to mention this to her.

After a night of passion,
as they are lying together in the after glow,
the man rolls over and asks, smiling,
"Well, how was it?"

The woman says, "You can have any prize from the BOTTOM shelf."
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