In 1968 at a Sods' Opera half way between Snoekie (Simonstown) and Beira Patrol we put on a sketch called Singing Defaulters. The melodies were from all over (some Gilbert and Sullivan). Now I can only remember snatches of it: Enter the Bloke. Sings: The Commander of the ship Is a mine of information, And he keeps himself informed Of the current situation. When heâ€™s about Petty Officers shout Get along, get along get a move on .. Enter Father. Sings: I am the Captain bold, Of this magnificent ship. I rise from my bed about noon, I sleep in the afternoon; And in between I serve my Queen, The finest Captain ever seen: Iâ€™ll be an admiral soon. Defaulter shambles up: When you come to the end of a perfect blind .. â€¦ come to and find That youâ€™ve lost almost half your kit .. The Crusher salutes: I am an R P O Of language frewity. Last night at twelve oâ€™clock I was on Dewity .. Does anyone know the rest of this? Contributions of even parts of this most welcome. And any ideas on how old the original is?