Sods Opera on Line.

#1
It seems that Sods Operas are no longer PC so I thought I would start one on here.

Here are a few Stokers from HMS Antrim Med Commision 1975 doing there bit for us.


The stoker on the right is POMEM Ken Slater,utter madman,but an all round good egg,
 
#2
Nicks said:
It seems that Sods Operas are no longer PC so I thought I would start one on here.

Here are a few Stokers from HMS Antrim Med Commision 1975 doing there bit for us.


The stoker on the right is POMEM Ken Slater,utter madman,but an all round good egg,
I have the very same Phot in the Med deloyment book. Spent a few watches with Ken when I was a baby Tiff on the throttles. The 'Hag' was often Chief of the Watch, Uncle Ken Ingram the FCPO. Happy days when I had hair & a 5 month deployment around the Med. Were you a Stokie boy, if so that will be 3Q mess then!
 
#4
Engines said:
Nicks said:
It seems that Sods Operas are no longer PC so I thought I would start one on here.

Here are a few Stokers from HMS Antrim Med Commision 1975 doing there bit for us.


The stoker on the right is POMEM Ken Slater,utter madman,but an all round good egg,
I have the very same Phot in the Med deloyment book. Spent a few watches with Ken when I was a baby Tiff on the throttles. The 'Hag' was often Chief of the Watch, Uncle Ken Ingram the FCPO. Happy days when I had hair & a 5 month deployment around the Med. Were you a Stokie boy, if so that will be 3Q mess then!
No I was a baby Greenie next door to you in 3P Mess.

If your memory is still clearish,I was the young lad who had about 5,000 pen pal letters after getting my letter posted in the News Of The World,and my god we must have had the best gronk boards in the whole fleet !!

They all used to start there letters to me; Dear CEM, thats a funny first name !!
 

Lister

Lantern Swinger
#5
Never forget the opening line to one of the sketches we did onboard the Iron Duke.....

'it was the sixth day of the weekly planning meeting, and the XO still hadnt decided what steward was going to make the tea!'

At that point said XO had sense of humour failure and left....ha ha
 
#6
Could do with a few of the old songs posted on here if possible !!

The Lobster song would be good for starters :thumright:


The Lobster Song

Fisherman fisherman
home from the sea
have you got a lobster
you can sell to me?

Chorus:
Singing aye-tiddly aye,
S**t or bust,
Never let your b*****ks dangle in the dust

Oh yes sir, yes sir
I have three
and the biggest of the b*****ds
I shall sell to thee

Chorus


So I took the lobster home
and I couldn't find a dish
so I put it in the place
where the missus has a piss

Chorus

In the middle of the night
as you well know,
the missus she got up
to let the waters flow

Chorus

Well the missus gave a groan
and the missus gave a grunt
and there's the f***ing lobster
hanging from her c**t

Chorus

So the missus grabbed a brush
and then I grabbed a broom
and we chased the f***ing lobster
all around the room

Chorus

Well we hit it on the head
and we beat it on the side
and we hit the f***ing lobster
until the b*****d died

Chorus

The moral to this story
it is this,
Always have a shufty
before you have a piss

Chorus
 
#8
Heli said:
Anyone for the 824 Floral Dance? :thumright:

Oi, where did you get that phot of my wedding. I spent all night sewing that beautiful yellow frock! :biggrin:

Ah the days when I had flowing golden locks..... o the days when I had HAIR!!! :eek:
 

Father_Famine

Lantern Swinger
#9
Cinderella from the CPO Mess on Manchester on the way home from the Gulf in 1991.

I am an Ugly Sister............. :afro:










Though some say I am an Ugly FcUker :snorting:
 

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