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Scorch

Midshipman
Boy goes to social services and tells them he has no where to live.
'What about your parents?'
'No they beat me' says the boy.
'What about your grand parents?'
'No they beat me even harder'
'Well where do you want to stay then?' says the social worker. 'Southampton' says the boy, 'They don't beat anyone'
 
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