Sober as a judge

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by pussercdo, Jan 5, 2011.

Welcome to the Navy Net aka Rum Ration

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial RN website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. A judge is walking home from court, pissed as a newt. Just as he walks in the door he vomits all down his front.

    Wife: You're drunk!

    Judge: No, I'm not! You wouldn't believe it; a tramp walked up to me in the steet and vomitted all down me. Don't worry though, I had him arrested and he's up in front of me in the morning - I'm going to throw the book at him

    The 'morrow passes and the judge gets home sober for once:

    Wife: Was that tramp that vomitted down your jacket up if front of you today?

    Judge: Aye, and I threw the book at him. Sent him down for two weeks.

    Wife: You should have given him a month 'cos he shat in your pants as well!

Share This Page