So you want to be a Royal Marine?

Bergen said:
rosinacarley said:
Goodness me Bergen, you are multi-skilled!

Diver, trained killer, sex god and now owl!

Indeed a true role model for the wannabes!

Beetch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What about the interior decorating skills!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perched on the rafters, in the loft, next to the water-tank, observing through a gap in the slates, with a family living in the terraced house next door who do not know that they have two booties as neighbours.........bit like being in the Deeds Cupboard :oops: if you think about it!!!!!

RM

Nothing at all like being in the deeds cupboard. There are deeds in the deeds cupboard not booties passing the time as owls. If, however, you are referring to other activities that go on in deeds cupboards, I will another skill to your list - that of trapeze artist! And don't you call me a bitch! I am a trollop don't you know!
 

Bergen

ADC
nutty_bag said:
Bergen said:
rosinacarley said:
Goodness me Bergen, you are multi-skilled!

Diver, trained killer, sex god and now owl!

Indeed a true role model for the wannabes!

Beetch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What about the interior decorating skills!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perched on the rafters, in the loft, next to the water-tank, observing through a gap in the slates, with a family living in the terraced house next door who do not know that they have two booties as neighbours.........bit like being in the Deeds Cupboard :oops: if you think about it!!!!!

RM

"My name is Bergen Caine and i'm a nosey neighbour" Sorry oppo couldn't resist that even if it's only me who finds it funny, Ah the joys of covert O.P's dont you just love em!!! :lol:

Nutty Bag........you've obviously experienced the delight of trying to defecate into a plastic bag held by your oppo whilst simultaneously trying to stop laughing at the sexual acrobatics of Mr & Mrs O'Brien in the bedroom below. These activities being achieved in a dark cramped space whilst trying to keep Mr. A. Target under surveillance through a 2" hole in the roof and still retain a grip on your L-42 to prevent it crashing through the ceiling, causing Coitus Interruptus and a breakdown in community relations .............now what was that question about duvets????

RM
 

nutty_bag

War Hero
Bergen said:
nutty_bag said:
Bergen said:
rosinacarley said:
Goodness me Bergen, you are multi-skilled!

Diver, trained killer, sex god and now owl!

Indeed a true role model for the wannabes!

Beetch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What about the interior decorating skills!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perched on the rafters, in the loft, next to the water-tank, observing through a gap in the slates, with a family living in the terraced house next door who do not know that they have two booties as neighbours.........bit like being in the Deeds Cupboard :oops: if you think about it!!!!!

RM

"My name is Bergen Caine and i'm a nosey neighbour" Sorry oppo couldn't resist that even if it's only me who finds it funny, Ah the joys of covert O.P's dont you just love em!!! :lol:

Nutty Bag........you've obviously experienced the delight of trying to defecate into a plastic bag held by your oppo whilst simultaneously trying to stop laughing at the sexual acrobatics of Mr & Mrs O'Brien in the bedroom below. These activities being achieved in a dark cramped space whilst trying to keep Mr. A. Target under surveillance through a 2" hole in the roof and still retain a grip on your L-42 to prevent it crashing through the ceiling, causing Coitus Interruptus and a breakdown in community relations .............now what was that question about duvets????

RM

Oh yes indeed!! :lol: biscuits brown usually do the trick at bunging you up but the only problem is when you really really need to lay cable and the clingfilm or said bag aint big enough!!! :lol: L42, showing your age there Bergen my old sneaky beaky oppo!! :lol:
 

Bergen

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nutty_bag said:
Bergen said:
nutty_bag said:
Bergen said:
rosinacarley said:
Goodness me Bergen, you are multi-skilled!

Diver, trained killer, sex god and now owl!

Indeed a true role model for the wannabes!

Beetch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What about the interior decorating skills!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perched on the rafters, in the loft, next to the water-tank, observing through a gap in the slates, with a family living in the terraced house next door who do not know that they have two booties as neighbours.........bit like being in the Deeds Cupboard :oops: if you think about it!!!!!

RM

"My name is Bergen Caine and i'm a nosey neighbour" Sorry oppo couldn't resist that even if it's only me who finds it funny, Ah the joys of covert O.P's dont you just love em!!! :lol:

Nutty Bag........you've obviously experienced the delight of trying to defecate into a plastic bag held by your oppo whilst simultaneously trying to stop laughing at the sexual acrobatics of Mr & Mrs O'Brien in the bedroom below. These activities being achieved in a dark cramped space whilst trying to keep Mr. A. Target under surveillance through a 2" hole in the roof and still retain a grip on your L-42 to prevent it crashing through the ceiling, causing Coitus Interruptus and a breakdown in community relations .............now what was that question about duvets????

RM

Oh yes indeed!! :lol: biscuits brown usually do the trick at bunging you up but the only problem is when you really really need to lay cable and the clingfilm or said bag aint big enough!!! :lol: L42, showing your age there Bergen my old sneaky beaky oppo!! :lol:


My true love is still a SMLE No.4(T) :oops:
 
Hello chaps.

Just need some information and help on joining and please don't be harsh as I know tabbing roughneck types can be a little passive to us Cnut types.

I would like to become an officer in the Royal Marine Commando's in 42 Commando (I think) but ask for guidance along a realistic path. In fact I am not sure what rank I may be able to reach or witch force within the Royal Marines would suit me.

So if anyone can answer all of my queries and give me some undoubted knowledge on a career path tailored for me it would be a huge boost for me. My careers office is unable to assist as they are currently moving to another site.

TK.uk
 

slim

War Hero
Toffiekipper said:
Hello chaps.

Just need some information and help on joining and please don't be harsh as I know tabbing roughneck types can be a little passive to us Cnut types.

I would like to become an officer in the Royal Marine Commando's in 42 Commando (I think) but ask for guidance along a realistic path. In fact I am not sure what rank I may be able to reach or witch force within the Royal Marines would suit me.

So if anyone can answer all of my queries and give me some undoubted knowledge on a career path tailored for me it would be a huge boost for me. My careers office is unable to assist as they are currently moving to another site.

TK.uk

Unfortunately the Royal Marines do not have a witch force. Suggest you try The Queens African rifles where the position of Witch doctor may be available
 
WTF is this! I came for help but instead had you childish lot hurling so much stale crap at my post.

Is there anyone in the RM who can help or are you all just unhelpful spam whores?
 

nutty_bag

War Hero
Toffiekipper said:
Hello chaps.

Just need some information and help on joining and please don't be harsh as I know tabbing roughneck types can be a little passive to us Cnut types.

I would like to become an officer in the Royal Marine Commando's in 42 Commando (I think) but ask for guidance along a realistic path. In fact I am not sure what rank I may be able to reach or witch force within the Royal Marines would suit me.

So if anyone can answer all of my queries and give me some undoubted knowledge on a career path tailored for me it would be a huge boost for me. My careers office is unable to assist as they are currently moving to another site.

TK.uk

T.K
If you have a good perusal at some of the old threads throughout this site you will find ample information regarding what your looking for. I dont treally know much about YO training mate, only that you will need to be highly switched on, fitter than the average nob because you will need to run the CDO pass out tests faster, and will need a sound knowledge of the workings, structure of the corps and its current commitments. Ignore the sniping from others, this is a site where taking the piss comes as standard mate. Oh and in the corps we yomp, the army tab if indeed that was what you were referring to. :lol:

NB
 

canuck123

Badgeman
Im thinking of joining the royal marines. Im wondering weather you can stay in your commando unit and turn down the specialist jobs. So my question is do you have a choice?
 
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