Snow in June

The_Caretaker

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The big-rig driver stopped to pick up a girl hitchhiker
who was wearing very short shorts.

"What's your name, mister?"
she inquired, after she climbed up into the truck.

"It's Snow -- Roy Snow," he answered, "and yours?"

"Me, I'm June Hansen," she said.

"Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those sidelong glances ?
"she challenged the trucker a few miles down the road.

"Oh, I was just thinking' what it might be like,
"he drawled, "having eight inches of Snow in June?"
 
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