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LeaderSmudger

Midshipman
EUROPEAN SECURITY LEVELS RAISED

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved'. Soon though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out.

Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag
factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level
of alert.
Italy has increased the alert level from "shout loudly and excitedly" to elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "ineffective combat operations" and "change sides".

The Germans also increased their alert state from "disdainful
arrogance" to dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They have two higher levels: invade a neighbor" and "lose".
 

Basher

Midshipman
Do you make a point in copying the jokes pages?

Dit stealing is a matelot of lesser quality!

oh yeah, you forgot the bit about the belgians. couldn't even get it right, shockin.
 
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