Smilies stink! Safers.

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Alfacharlie, Nov 10, 2009.

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  1. Whats with all these smilies? Fukking winding me up, is it meant to make out your a bit wacky, zaney or just a bit of a retard? Wow, I must be laughing while I'm writing cause :lol: , and I'm being a bit nasty now cause :evil: .

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  2. You are a

  3. 8O OMFG! ROFL! :D PMSLMAO! :lol: :lol: WTF! :roll:

    Seconded. And internet speak.
  4. I want to insert sharp things into all three of you.
  5. Nice one, just gonna try and find out what it means in my chavspeak dictionary. Fukking queen.
  6. This one is for you then
  7. NFW! chavspeak FTW!
    :( Boo, you make smiley man sad. Him not so happy. :(

    Actually I'm fcukin stopping this now, it's making me feel ill. Jonno, when you say "sharp thing"........

  8. I'm gonna stick me cock in your eye!!
  9. smiley man can go fcuk himself sideways.
  10. I always thought he was an acid man. I used to have an acid man badge when I took shitloads of drugs. Good to see he still has a job after 21 years of doing fcuk all.

  11. Typical navy type; at the first sign of impending violence you get your knob out :D
  12. Being hung like an off watch pit pony, it's rude not too!!
  13. Is that with a fish fork or a rag man's trumpet?
  14. With a poo stick for all I care.
  15. I believe that there is tremendous scope here for an academic dissertation on: 'The rape of the Inglest Lawnwij - as she is cyber-key-boarded'.

    Such a tome will, no doubt, produce sufficient UCAS/UCKERs points to enable one to polevault into the lowest echelons of the ASDA check-out brigades, or indeed into any hand-carwash faculty - Without having to ever pass Go and never having gone to Jail.

    Always remember the exclamations of our beloved idol:

    "I see no Smilies"

    "Kiss my Avatar"

    PS Today was a less serious day than some others on my calendar
  16. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Send this drivel to the barge and then sink the fucker.

    :toilet: :tp: :thumbdown:
  17. Hark at her - Clearly MOD material.........
  18. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Corrected for you old chap.
  19. tiddlyoggy

    tiddlyoggy War Hero Book Reviewer

    Funniest bloke on the sight for ages, shame I go back to sea tomorrow I'd love to see this cokc progress.

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