Whats with all these smilies? Fukking winding me up, is it meant to make out your a bit wacky, zaney or just a bit of a retard? Wow, I must be laughing while I'm writing cause :lol: , and I'm being a bit nasty now cause :evil: .
I believe that there is tremendous scope here for an academic dissertation on: 'The rape of the Inglest Lawnwij - as she is cyber-key-boarded'.
Such a tome will, no doubt, produce sufficient UCAS/UCKERs points to enable one to polevault into the lowest echelons of the ASDA check-out brigades, or indeed into any hand-carwash faculty - Without having to ever pass Go and never having gone to Jail.
Always remember the exclamations of our beloved idol:
"I see no Smilies"
"Kiss my Avatar"
PS Today was a less serious day than some others on my calendar