We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by



Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass


War Hero
Clever though.

Hig mate - what is the symbol for "Bored out of your arse"? ... cause you must have been to dream that little lot up.



War Hero
BrazenH - I am shocked to learn that you would be accessing RR during working hours! 8O 8O

But ... not entirely surprised given your RR name. It seems to just scream out "rule-breaker".